Try the Open Door

You step into the open door. The room is not empty. A humongous, muscular skunk looks up as you enter. He's wearing pants with suspenders and no shirt, like a stripper dressed as a lumberjack. Actually, he's probably just a lumberjack who's halfway through undressing.

"Ah, you must be the one I'm waiting for!" He says, throwing his arms wide as if to embrace you.

You have no idea who this himbo is. You have never seen him before. He is pretty steamy, though.